Madison's Collar Catastrophe

Madison, Mojo and I, on a bright sunny day, were inside, just playing and having fun. And then, we got tired. So we just went looking out the window. "I like how these collars shine in the sun that shines on our collars!" Mojo said. He looked triumphant. "By the way Madison, where is your collar anyways?" I asked Madison. Madison looked to see her collar was gone. "Dang it! I lost it again. Well, I always find them! Like the first time I lost my collar, I found it on the stove, and the other time, I found my collar under 20 tons of trash, and the other time I found it in that homemade pie of Mom's!" Madison replied. "Well, where's your collar now?" I asked. "That's what I wanna know!" Madison said. "Then, let's look for it, we've had practice from the whole 'Mittens gettin' lost' thing!" Mojo said. So, we mounted a search for a silly pink ring like object with a metal tag with seven letters and info engraved in it's metal. "Where are we looking?" asked Madison. "Well, where was the last time you saw your collar?" I asked. "It was on my neck!" Madison said. "Where were you and your collar when you lost it?" Mojo asked. "I was wherever I was when I lost the collar!" Madison said. "You can't make this easy can you?" I asked Madison. "I' m pretty sure." Madison said.

That night, I looked around. It was scary. "Come on, Collar." I said. Then, a bag of doritos fell on me. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled. Then, it turned out it was only Mojo who dropped his meal on my head. "Sorry." He said.

The next day, I told Madison we'd have to get her a new collar. So Mojo and I gave her suggestions.

"Red collar." I said.

"Shock Collar!" Mojo said.


"Scarlet collar"


"Shirt collar."


"Golden collar" Madison was amused when she saw the collar of her dreams. She loved the pink collar. Then, I looked at it. "This is my original collar!" Madison said. "Oh, goodie, let's go do something else, Lucy." Mojo said.

I agreed, so I joined Mojo to play fetch, and Madison had her collar back.

Deathtrap of Learning

Lucy Love is my name, being myself is too lame. That's what I always think when I think about the world. But, one crude building is enough. Well, today, I was hungry, and I found a sheet of paper. I ate that. But, that is only the start. It turns out the piece of paper was my brother's HOMEWORK. I know I am kind of a loser for doing this, but I just rewrote a replica of my brother's homework, and it was supposed to be a 5 page essay about pandas It took me 3 minutes and 35 seconds. Here's how it went
Page 1) The panda eats bamboo
Page 2) The panda is black
Page 3) The panda is white, too
Page 4) The panda lives in China ONLY
I was proud of the work. I hope my brother's teacher liked it too. My brother, luckily, didn't find out about the whole homework thing, and he turned in MY work. I decided to reward my brother by going to school with him the next day. "

Can we come with?" Madison and Mojo begged. "Yes, I told you that already." I'd say. I jumped into my brother's backpack, my body, trying to get comfortable with the backpack's pouch. Madison and Mojo came in the same pocket as me, and we were squished, along with a spelling book, a binder, and a lunchbox. "I need more room!" Madison complained. "My paw's touching Lucy's ear, Madison, move your fat body!" Mojo said. "Who're ya' calling FAT?" Madison asked. "Shhhhh, I hear my brother coming!'' I said. He zipped the pouch's zipper all the way, and that trapped the kittens and I in the backpack. The backpack was lifted. Madison turned upside down, and that set Mojo on my belly. "Mojo, move!" I whispered. "I can't, Fat's head is on my tail, and I don't want to hurt the head!" Mojo said. "Fat who- oh!" Madison cried. My brother went to the van, and the backpack moved crazily. I was sent up, and I landed on Mojo's body, and Madison was sideways. Mojo's head wasn't under my body, so Mojo was lucky. "Lucy, get off of me!" Mojo said. "I can't, Fat is on top of me!" I said. "Guys, call me Madison, okay?" Madison said. "Okay, Madisonokay!" I said. "Madison!" Madisonokay snapped. "Okay, Madison!" I said to Fat. When, my brother got out of the van, all of us were moving all over the place. "Whoaa! Madison- WHOA! Lucy! OW! AHH!" Is what Mojo would say. My brother stopped, and he placed the back pack on the ground, and the results were with Madison on the left side of the pouch, with me being upside- down, and Mojo leaning sideways against my right part of my body. "Maybe we should've stayed home!" Mojo said. "Lucy, anything you want to say?" Madison asked. "Don't look at me, you shouldn't have been so eager to come with me in the first place!" I said. "Mojo!" I yelled. "What?" he asked. "Go away!" I said. "Who are you saying to go away?" Mojo asked. And he punched me, and I punched him. Mojo kicked, but missed, and he made a hole in the backpack. I tried to kick Mojo back, but I missed, and made a hole in the backpack as well. "Hey, we can sort of use this as a system to walk- like walking HOME!"I said. Mojo and I couldn't see where we going, so we just walked randomly. Mojo and I made our way through these open doors, and I felt carpet. "We're home already?'' Mojo asked. "That's impossible!" I said. I took the backpack of Mojo and I, and Madison, Mojo, and I were out of the backpack.

"Home has gotten bigger and really has changed!" Mojo said. Okay, we're definitely not home, so where are we now?" I asked. I saw these signs that of course read "Quiet in halls" or "Be respectful", and other stuff like that. "I know what these signs mean!" I said. "Then, what does it mean? And where are we?" asked Madison. "My Brother's school!" I answered silently. I looked around and started to murmur in squeaks. ''We have to escape- without being caught- without being hurt- without-" Madison interrupted my fear. We need to get outta here!" I said. I, of course had never been in such a building, so I was scared. Maybe we'll find help in this room!" Mojo suggested, and he pointed to two doors.

I pushed them open to see a room with four basketball hoops on either wall. "Oh, I think we found the gym." I said. "Look, I see some black doors!" Mojo said. I pushed the doors open. It was an exit, but some people were standing in front of the door. "Run!" I cried. Madison, Mojo and I ran and went in some random hall. We hid in a random locker as well. Madison closed the locker door, and the Kittens and I went in the locker. I heard a bell ring. It must've been time for everyone to come in. "Open the locker the door and let us get out!" I told Madison. Madison heaved and pushed on the locker door. It took all her strength, but Madison got the door open. Us three ran into a room. It was small room. "Ewwwwww, we're in the girls' room!" Mojo said. "No, we're in the boys' bathroom!" I corrected. "How can you tell? One has a stick person with a dress and the other room has a regular stick person representing it." I said. I heard steps! "Quiet, I hear someone!" I warned. The kittens and I hid in a garbage can. I peeked out of the can. "It's only a janitor!" I said. And we ran off. I went in this room, and the kittens tagged along. There was a sink, a chalkboard, and on it was a word in bold chalk letters that read "ART". "Cool! Is this paint?" Madison asked as she covered her body with orange paint. "Madison, stop that!" I yelled. But Mojo tagged along with the paint. He covered himself in black. I decided I had to do the same too, so I went and covered myself in a magnificent shade of scarlet. Madison, Mojo and I were serious with paint and took it too far. I only wish I knew that art classes began the time we decided to go, because, Madison, Mojo and I ran into some 1st graders ready for art class, but luckily, all 3 of us animals ran into the music room before we got caught. "Cool, auto harps!" Mojo said as he stroked a paw across an auto harp. "Don't touch that!" I yelled. I grabbed Mojo just in time. Then, I heard some footsteps from the outer part of the room. ''person alert!" Mojo yelled. We all hid in a drawer. Then, minutes later, we made a run for it and through the halls - and into the office. There- was a phone. "A phone, maybe we can call the cops!" Madison said. "Uhh- NO!" I said. Madison, Mojo and I found some doors "The exit!" Mojo said. He pushed the door, it opened, and, of course, we ran.

"How do we get home?" I asked. "By car!" Madison suggested, pointing at an SUV. "You think?" Mojo asked. "Oh yeah!" Madison cried. We all got in the suv and Madison tried to drive it. She got it movin' in twenty seconds. The vehicle crashed in 20 MORE seconds as well. "That was stupid!" I said. "Now how are we gonna get home?" I asked. Then, I saw my Mom's van at a stoplight. I and the kittens went on top of the van as it drove off. "WHAHOOOO!" I yelled. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Madison and Mojo cried in fear.

The van twisted through roads, drove pass speed signs, and pulled into the driveway. "What an adventure!" Mojo said. "And it's still all the panda's fault!" I said. "Ohh, my paws!" Madison cried.

I thought that whatever thing, but today, I'll never forget the day of my visit to the "DEathTRaP of LearNINg'!"

Escape The Urban World

Today, I was a little bored. Mom was out shopping for a while, and Madison and Mojo were sleeping, and the house was silent. I wish I could do something a little more "exciting." It wasn't long when Madison and Mojo woke up. "Hi, Madison, Mojo, I'm gonna go to Beaumont's." I said. I walked over to Beaumont's yard. Beaumont was outside. "Hi, Beaumont!" I said. "Oh, hi Lucy, what're you doing here?" asked Beaumont. "Oh, I'm just- um, you know, wanting to play." I said. "Okay, what do you want to do?" Beaumont asked. "Maybe we can call my cousin, Carter and see if he can come." I suggested. "Deal!" Beaumont said. I got a phone, and called Carter's "secret" phone number. And, Carter answered the phone. "Can you come over?" I asked Carter. "Okay, I'll be there." Carter said. I hung up. "Well, he's coming over." I told Beaumont. While Beaumont and I waited for Carter, we went in my house. Madison and Mojo were awake, like I mentioned. "Well, Lucy, do you see Carter yet?" Beaumont asked. I looked out the window to see a furry black and white dog, with a shaggy tail and a plump body. It was Carter. "Yep, I see Carter." I said. Carter came to the front door and I opened it. "Hi, Lucy, Hi, Beaumont, Hi Madison and Mojo." Carter said. "Um, yeah, whatever." I said. "Do you, Madison, Mojo and Beaumont want to go outside?" Carter asked. "Okay!" I said. Beaumont, Madison and Mojo agreed too.

So, all of us went outside, when we saw a truck. It drove off. Then, I had an idea. "The next time we see a truck, let's jump into it!" I told Beaumont, Carter, Mojo and Madison. They LOVED that idea. The next truck to come by, was a Doritos truck. And sure enough, five pets went in that truck. "Lucy, this is your BEST idea ever!" Carter said. Beaumont was in a box, full of Doritos. "You should try these things!" Beaumont said. Madison and Mojo both got one. They ate the chips. "Now that's the spot!" Madison said. Carter and I were the last two to have a chip. "Not so bad!" Carter said. Then, I felt it. The truck started moving. "We have to be a little quieter!" Beaumont suggested quietly. "This is fun, witch reminds me- where are we going?" Madison asked. "I'm not sure, but when we do stop, we should hide in a safe place." I said. So, Beaumont went in this HUGE box, filled with bags of chips. There was still plenty of room for Me, Carter, Madison and Mojo. So, Carter was the next one to go. Then, I went, and the kittens went in last. Mojo shut the box tight. "This is comfortable!" I said. I caught Beaumont eating some spicy Doritos. "Beaumont!" I said. Later, the truck came to stop. Mojo opened the box and we made a run for it.

Carter, Madison, Mojo, Beaumont and I hid in a bush. "Where are we?" asked Mojo. "In a city, I guess!" I said. "We have to get home before we get caught!" Carter said. Carter was right. I looked up. There, was a HUGE building. Tall, and big, I thought maybe, if I got a better view from the top of the building, I could figure out a way to get home. "Carter, Madison, Mojo, Beaumont!" I said, "We need to get to the top of that building!" "How?" Madison asked. ''We need to look out a window that's on the top floor of the building." I said. So, all five of us went IN the building. "There's an elevator!" Carter said. Madison, Mojo, Beaumont, Carter and I went in the elevator. There was a bunch of buttons, but the one that said "top floor" is the one I pushed. The elevator went up, and stopped. The doors to the elevator opened. Nobody was at the top floor. I looked out a window. Then, I spotted a train yard. "Bingo!" I said. "Guys, we need to get to that train yard!" I said. So, all 5 of us went out of the building. "We can't walk all that time, it's not fast enough!" Beaumont said. "He's right!" Carter said. Then, I saw a river, and a boat on it's edge. "AH-HA!" I said.

I led Carter, Madison, Beaumont and Mojo to the boat. "Cool, this kayak has a motor!" Mojo said. "Then use it!" I said. The boat dashed into the water. "WHA-HOO!" Beaumont yelled. I grabbed onto the edge of the boat, and put my body in the water. "This is fun!" I said. The boat went fast. Madison and Mojo had to hold on tight. "How long is this gonna take?" Madison asked, her claws, sinking into the boat. "I think about 15 minutes!" I said. 17 minutes later, Madison turned off the motor and the boat stopped within seconds. "There's the train yard!" I said. I hopped into one of the empty train cars of a freight train. "Come on in!" I said.

Beaumont, Carter, and the kittens came in the train car. The train started to move. "We're finally gonna get home!" I said. "This isn't as cool as the truck!" Beaumont sighed. The train started to go fast. "Are we home yet?" Mojo asked. "No!" I snapped. Then, I opened the door to the train car. We were at the train tracks that was near my home. All of us jumped out of the train car. We all made it. "Let's go!" Madison said.

Beaumont and Carter went to their homes, and Madison, Mojo and I went in our house. "Well, we escaped!" I said. "What a weird adventure!" Madison said. I rolled my eyes.

Well, I guess Madison is right, but I want to forget about this very day sometime. . .

Carter

Today, I was on a car ride to my cousin Carter's house. Whenever I think about Carter, I feel intrigued. Carter teaches me unique things. These things can be helpful. And now, I wonder what Carter is possibly gonna teach me this time. So, it was a little near sunset. 7:36 was the time. And the van was moving along. I had my head poking out of the window, as usual. The van was at a red light. I listened to the music that was playing at a nearby car. There were people playing a football game. "Wow, these games get more peculiar each time!" I thought. The light turned green, and the van proceeded. The van went into a neighborhood, the one where Carter lived, and I, enjoyed the cool breeze. Me coupled with the joy of Carter and an entertained soul could prove eager feelings for me. Well, later, the van got to Carter's driveway. I went out of the van and Dad came with He knocked the door of Carter's and it opened. I saw Carter, and he saw me. I walked towards Carter. "What's it gonna be today?" I asked Carter. "For now, nothing interesting." Carter answered. "Well, I do want to show you one thing." Carter then told me. My eyes lit up.

Carter guided me to his kitchen. "You see the refrigerator?" Carter asked. "Yeah- so." I said. "It's unguarded." Carter said. "Oh, I've got you!" I said. Carter went and opened the refrigerator door. "Now, Lucy, I want you to replace the apple on that shelf, with a rotten apple core." Carter said. So, I went to the garbage can, grabbed a rotten apple core, replaced the apple with the apple CORE, and paused. "Now what?" I asked. "RUN!" Carter answered. Carter and I ran to the living room. My Sister got blamed for the apple thing. "Now, the humans think it's YOUR sister Lucy, and now more love will be given to the dogs." Carter said. "Now, we wait till the end of dinner." Carter said. So, while our families were eating, Carter and I went upstairs.

The cat of Carter's family, Nikki, was on a bed. "Why are we up here?" I asked. "Just somewhere to hang out." Carter answered. Nikki came walking toward Carter and I. "Oh, hi Lucy." Nikki said, feeling a little tired. "Forget that elegant seeming feline, I want to teach you something else!" Carter said. "What is it?" I asked. "Oh, we're gonna get to that!" Carter said. He opened a window. "Oh- no!" I said. "Yes." Carter said. "Don't you just feel like you have to go to the bathroom, but your owners won't let you out?" Carter asked. "Pretty much, yeah!" I said. "Well, here's another way to get outside!" Carter said. "How?" I asked. "Jump out the open window!" Carter answered, and he jumped out the window, and landed on the ground. I poked my head out the window, and looked down at Carter. "Doesn't that sort of hurt?" I asked. "No! It's fun!" Carter said. I decided to try it, even though I felt reluctant of it. I jumped down. "Whoa!" I'd yell. Carter watched. I landed on the ground. "Oh, that IS fun!" I said. "I think our owners are done eating!" Carter said. "How do we get in?" I asked. "Easy, I dug a hole that goes from this backyard, to my cage!" Carter said. So, Carter and I walked into the hole, and, sure enough, we ended up at Carter's cage.

Carter led me to the dining room. And, sure enough, Carter and I received some leftovers. "This is some good steak!" I told Carter. Carter and I got almost all the leftovers, then we retreated. "Lucy, you did well!" Carter told me. Then, when I had to go, I told Carter "bye" and "thanks", and I went in the van with the rest of my family, and the van drove off.

So, Carter pretty much taught me the following
-How to get less neglected
-How to get outside the fun way
-And how to enjoy leftovers


When I got home, I started snoozing. I enjoyed my time with Carter. And I wonder what Carter is possibly gonna teach me next time I visit. . .

Lucy (A true story, with false Stuff)

I, Lucy Pooch, am a happy dog. But now, you're probably wondering how I first came to my home. Well, my story begins at a house, far, far away from the one I live at now. My Dog Dad, Jack, was with me. I was less than a year old at that time. In fact, this story starts off with me only 7 weeks, 6 days old. I was with Jack, My Dog Dad. "Well, Lucy, tomorrow, you're gonna get a new home!" Jack said. I'd always complain when he said THAT. I'd whine, "Dad, can't I stay here?" I had no choice. My new owners would come tomorrow and that's FINAL. "Lucy, I wish you could stay too, but, sometimes, in life, you don't have a choice." Jack told me. I sighed, and went on the couch. It was 10:00 at night, and I didn't want to go with my new owners the next day. I heard Jack call me with the at my favorite sleeping spot. "Lucy, I want you to go on and hit the sack!" Jack said. "Okay, Dad!" I said. Jack had me sleeping in no time.

That night, I had a dream. It was afternoon the next day. And then, I heard the doorbell ring. It was my new owners. They were human werewolves. They bit my older human owners, and Jack. All the werewolves wanted me. They cornered me. And then, Jack opened his mouth. "No, Dad! Don't! Please- NO!" Jack bit me. And sadly, I turned into a werewolf. Then, the animal control came. They had guns. And they were NOT tranquilizers. They shot Jack, and I was next. Then, just as the bullet hit me, I heard a voice. "Lucy, LUCY, get up!" It said. I opened my eyes to see that it was only Jack. "Time to get up!" Jack said. I got out of my sleeping spot. "Are you sure that there aren't any werewolves around?" I asked Jack. "I doubt it." Jack said.

Jack and I headed to our food and water bowls. I drank my water and ate breakfast easily. Then, I went to watch TV. I was watching the news. "Find sunny conditions today!" The Weather Reporter said. I went away. I occuipied myself for the past 3 hours. Then, I heard the doorbell ring. Someone answered the door. They were only girl scouts trying to sell cookies. Then, after the chic scouts, I occupied myself for another hour. Then, the doorbell rang. This time, it was MORE girl scouts. After THEM, I occupied myself for another hour. The doorbell rang. MORE girl scouts. I occupied myself for another hour. The Doorbell rang. MORE girl scouts. I occupied myself for another hour. This time, it was a family. I saw a girl, a boy, and two other people, my feauture human parents. I hugged Jack. Then, he and I went outside to see my new, "feauture owners."

First, I played fetch with a tennis ball. I can't remember if we did the frisbee or not. Anyway, Jack watched me. I started to like the new family. Then, it was inside. "Jack, I'll miss you!" I said. Then, My feauture owners played with me. They held me. They gave me belly- rubs. Jack didn't care if he didn't get too much attention. He knew today was MY day. Then, I had to go. "Bye, Dad!" I said. Jack hugged me. I felt a tear come from his eye. "Good-bye, Lucy, I love you!" Jack said. "I love you too Dad!" I said. Dad picked me up. It was time to go. Then, the van started to drive off. I poked my head out of the open van window. "Bye Dad!" I said. I saw Jack jumping. I knew he missed me. The drive home was a long, sad one. I was whimpering and crying. I missed Jack.

Then, we got home. I was shown to my new neighbors. Then, my new home. I got used to the new place. "This isn't so bad!" I said. This was before Madison and Mojo, so I had the house free. Then, that night, I got some sleep. I had a dream. About the great feauture I had in stake. Living in this house might not have to be so bad after all.

THE END

The Two Kittens Lose Their Mittens

I admit it. Madison and Mojo have really done it- in the adventure world. Madison and Mojo lost something so valuable, they might get kicked out of the family. Now before we get to the end, let's start at the beginning. Here's how our story begins. It all started with Madison, Mojo and I just playing around. Then, My Dad gave Madison and Mojo something. "Here Madison and Mojo, some mittens for you to 'play with'." My Dad said. "Cool Mittens!" Madison said. "They don't fit on your paws!" I said to those feisty kittens. "But they do fit on our heads!" Madison said. And with that, she put a mitten on her head. Mojo did the same thing with the other mitten. "Morons." I thought. I went over to Dad. Dad picked me up.

"I hope Madison and Mojo are being careful with those million dollar mittens!" Dad said. "Million dollar?" I thought. Then, I realized if Madison and Mojo did something bad to those mittens- they could be kicked out of the house. I squirmed out of My Dad's lap. I went to warn Madison and Mojo. They were on one of the basement stairs, the neon blue- like mittens on their heads. "Madison and Mojo, be careful with those mittens, they're worth a million dollars!" I said. "Cool, let's trade these things in for a MILLION DOLLARS!" Madison said. "Oh no you don't!" I said, grabbing Madison and Mojo. "Look" I said, "unless you want to be kicked out of the family, you can sell those mittens." "Okay, We'll keep them!" Mojo said. I sighed in relief.

So, that night, Madison and Mojo and I got some sleep. I could only sleep for five minutes, because five minutes later, I was awakened by this sound: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". "I wonder what it is this time." I thought. I went to the living room. The sound was only Madison and Mojo. "What is it guys?" I asked. "Lucy, thank goodness you're here!" Madison said. "Yeah, we lost the mittens!" Mojo said. "YOU WHAT?!" I asked. "Exactly, we lost the mittens." The two kittens said. "We have to find those mittens before dawn!" I said. I started to shout out commands. "We have to split up!" I said, "Madison, go upstairs, Mojo, look in the basement, and I will check this floor." "You mean this-" Madison started. "GO! LOOK!" I demanded, interrupting Madison. Madison dashed up the stairs, and Mojo ran down to the basement. I went to look in my brother's room.

I looked in the closet. I saw dirty laundry, comuter game boxes, and my brother's private "journal", but no mittens. I checked under the bed. Nothing. Same as the bathroom. Well, I found a beverage in the toilet, but that was it. In Sarah's room, all I could find were barbies, or dolls, or stuffed bears and stuff like that. In the dining room, you could find a table, chairs, paper work, and a snapshot of My Mom and Dad at their wedding. I went to check the living room. Nothing. Next place to search, was the kitchen. I looked in the refrigerator and freezer. All I found in there was food, another word for snack. I went and got a chair, and then pushed it near the counter. I used the chair like a stool to get on the counter top. I found a few beggin' strips, and ate those. Then I rememnered what Carter would tell me: "Retracing your steps is useless. Just go look in the places your are 100% sure that the you're looking for is in there." So, I was 100% sure the mittens were in the toaster. Nothing but burned toast. I looked in the cabinets. Nothing but silverware, plates, cups, chips, cookbooks, or cooking aprons. I started to give up. There was only one room left for me to check: the closet. I looked. Nothing.

I went to see how Mojo was doing. He was done with his searching. "All I found was stuff, bags, lint, and 37 cents." Mojo said. "Let's go check on Madison!" I suggested. Mojo and I ran upstairs. Madison was in our parents' closet. "I found them!" Madison said. From a coat pocket, Madison got two mittens. "Alright Madison, let's get it on the dining room table!" I said. Madison placed the mittens on the table.

Then next day, at dawn, Dad was thrilled to see the mittens in good condition. "Well, Madison and Mojo, you're both safe" I said. "Well, I'm happy to still be here!" Mojo said.

I was just glad Madison and Mojo- were alright!

Muffin

Madison and Mojo are two kittens. Their arch competitor? Muffin. She's a full- grown black domestic short hair cat. Muffin's swamp- green eyes give her good looks. Madison and Mojo are not friends with Muffin, but here is a complete story all about Muffin. Well, Muffin is a really timid cat, so she's always hiding upstairs, and that's where Madison and Mojo prefer playing.

Well, our story begins with Me, Madison and Mojo playing hide-and-go seek. I was the one counting. "28-29-30! Ready or not, here I come!" I said. I found Mojo in the closet, but Mojo said he SAW Madison upstairs. "Let's find that kitten." I said. Upstairs, it was quiet. Then, Mojo and I heard paw- steps. "Madison!" I thought. Then, a moment later, I found Madison in her litter box. "Would you be a little more QUIET?!!!" yelled a strictly loud voice. "Muffin." Madison would say, angrily. "Madison, Mojo, Lucy!" Muffin snarled, "What are you doing in my territory?" "Playing." I answered. "Two can play at that!" Muffin said, "I'll show you 'playing'!" And Muffin scratched my face. "OWWW!" I screamed. Madison and Mojo slapped Muffin. "Okay, you guys win, but next time, you might want to stay away from me." Muffin said. Madison, Mojo, and I went downstairs.

"That Muffin has to ruin everything!" Madison said. "If Muffin were to have learned something, it would have to be a lesson!" Mojo said. "Now who's with me!?" "I am." Madison said. "I might." I said. "I'll take that as a 'you DO want to join.'" Mojo said. "Fine." I said. Later on that day, Muffin came downstairs. "Muffin alert!" Mojo said. Madison, Mojo, and I went to hide somewhere in the basement. "Quick, in here!" Mojo said, pointing to the freezer in that's in the basement. 'The freezer?" I asked, "I'll never fit in THERE." Madison and Mojo were already in the freezer. "Okay, I'm coming." I said, reluctantly. I climbed to the shelf of the freezer with the meats. You may think it's cold, but because I have enough fur, I'm warm enough. Madison was fine too. But Mojo had to use an empty cereal box to keep warm. So, Mojo was IN the box. Then, I heard a large "REOWWWW!". "Muffin!" I whispered in fright. "I wonder what's inside the freezer for me to eat." Muffin told herself. She walked closer to the freezer. Madison hid in another empty cerial box, and Mojo got as deep in his box as possible. I hid behind a pile of frozen steaks. Then, the freezer door opened. I dumped all the steaks on Muffin. She was buried in meat. I got Madison and Mojo and fled upstairs. "I'll get you Lucy!" Muffin said. I headed toward Phoenix and Sahara's cage. Madison and Mojo came out of their boxes.

"Good one Lucy, but I don't think Muffin has completely learned her 'lesson'." Mojo said. "Yeah" Madison said. "Here's my plan..." Madison said. And she whispered all this stuff. "Perfect!" I said. That night, Muffin was up and about. Muffin was walking around on the stairs. "Perfect position!" I said. Madison, Mojo and I were at the top of the stairs. We had a bucket full of water. And then, we dumped on Muffin. "AHHH!" She yelled. More was still to come for Muffin. Madison and Mojo got their litter box. And they dumped everything that was in the litter box- on Muffin's body. "Hey-!" Muffin screamed. Muffin was covered in all this sand and stuff. I went and got her cat food. IT stuck to Muffin's body too. Followed by Mom's jewelery, some scum, and cherries. So Muffin was covered in sand- like- stuff, with a gooey green scum disaster and jewelery and cherries sticking to her body. "HELLP!" Muffin yelled. "Well, I think the cat's learned her lesson." Madison said. So, we went to sleep.

And Muffin's lesson was finished off, with a bath the next day. Nowadays, Muffin doesn't really talk to often. I'm pretty sure if she could talk, she'd be confessing, about being mean. But at least Muffin has learned her lesson. And hopefully for Muffin won't be her grouchy self ever- again.

My Sister's Birthday

Image by aylaujp via FlickrOn Jan. 14, My Sister is always happy. January 14, is My Sister, Sarah's Birthday. Sarah, is a very good sister. One time, she gave me a stuffed toy with rope appendages. I really cherish that toy. Anyway, I'm glad for Sarah. Tonight, we had CAKE! Cake, the chocolate cake, with a vanilla cream and supreme sprinkles and.... THERE'S TOO MUCH! When we had cake, I was hanging around, under the table, waiting for that cake. "Here Lucy, some cake for YOU!" Sarah said, placing a big chunk of cake on the floor. I ate the thing in less than 3 bites. 'You want some more cake Lucy?" asked Mom. "OH, YEAH!" I said. The cake slice I ate was bigger and better than the first one. I ate this cake 2 bites. On my third piece of cake, I was STILL starving. I ate my third piece of cake- in 1 bite. 16 cakes later, I was full. "Anything else we can eat?" I asked. Turned out, we were out of food, so now, Mom went upstairs and wrapped Sarah's present. I tagged along. I couldn't tell what Mom was giving Sarah, but it looked freaky, that's all I could say.

I went downstairs to see what Sarah was doing. She was watching TV. I went to Sarah and licked her. "Lucy, thank you." Sarah'd say. "It's my job!" I said, "anyone with eyes, or noses, could see or bend that. Then, Mom came downstairs with Sarah's gift. "Am I opening my gift already?" Sarah asked. Sarah opened up her gift. "COAL?????? You got me COAL?" "Oops, that was for your Dad's science experiment." Mom said. "Here's your REAL gift." Mom gave Sarah her a box. Sarah opened the box. "Two Barbies? Thanks Mom! I love it!" Sarah said. Sarah hugged Me, Madison, Mojo, Mom, my brother David, and my Dad.

Sarah went and played with her barbies. "What a Birthday!' I thought.


The End(A story for my best and only sister, Sarah, whose birthday IS on January, 14th)

Roses

Image by Getty Images via DaylifeIt was a day of relaxation for me one day, and I was relieved of that. Madison and Mojo were sleeping in their nursing bed, so that left me some peace and quiet silence. I knew that those snoozin' stinkers would wake up at any time, so I had to find a way to spend the time. Madison and Mojo asleep, with no noise!" I said. Then, I found a way to spend the time. Mom had just came back from the flower shop, and she got some roses with her. Mom put the roses on top of one of the tables in the dining room. I pushed a chair in front of the table, and jumped from the chair, to the table. Then I took a sniff at the roses. "That smells good!" I thought, the scent, stuck in my head. "Wait a minute- I know how I'm gonna spend my 'free- time'." I said.

I grabbed the roses and took them into my Brother's closet. I did it for no reason, but I glued googley eyes on the roses' vase. "I'll call him 'Roses!'" I said. I don't know why I did, but the whole purpose of Roses is for me to "play" with him. "What games do you want to play?" I first asked Roses. Of course, the piece of nature didn't answer me. So I forced it to play checkers. After making my first move, Roses didn't move a checker, of course. So, I moved for Roses. I was pathetically cheating because, I made Roses do moves that made him lose. After the "simple game", I watered Roses. Then, I heard the small, quiet steps of paws. My luck was out! Madison and Mojo were awake. "Good bye, Roses!" I said.

I went outside, and planted Roses. "I guess our times are over..." I said. I went inside. "WHERE ARE MY ROSES?" Mom yelled. My blues went away quickly. "Outside." I said.


THE END

Lucy's Vacation In Indiana,(An Almost Completely True Story)

Well, here, I've made it this far. And when I found out I was going on vacation, I was so eager to find out where I was gonna go. Then, I found out it was a town in Indiana. My dad's parents and my brother and sister's cousins live there. I've been up in Indiana before, and it was fun. There wasn't any other animals to play with, but there was a lot of adventures going on. So anyway, I found out I was going to Indiana with my family, and I was excited. The first thing that happened was CAR RIDE! I Love car rides. So, soon, I was on the highway. I relaxed on my dad's lap. "This is the life!" I'd say. 124 miles later, we stopped at a rest area.

Everyone went to the bathroom. I was taken on a walk while my brother, my mom, and my sister were going to the bathroom. It was a little cold, but it was fine. Soon, we were on the road again. Then, after an hour or two, the van came to stop on my Dad's parents' driveway. I walked inside the house and "greeted and said 'hi'" to everyone. Then, I went on the ottoman and napped. My sister was playing video games with a portable video game contraption or something like that. Soon, it was time for everyone to have lunch, and I went under the dining room table to see if anyone would give me a piece of food. I got some lettuce and bacon, and that was all. Then, the cousins came over. "Cool, company!" I said. To my brother and sister, cousins are pretty much close family "companions" or something.

By the 2:00 PM, I was chasing the laser dot from the laser pointer. The TV was on Disney, and they had some marathon on a specific show or whatever. Soon, at
5 PM, it was time for all the guests to leave the place for the evening. At dinner, I got some slices of ham. I love it. "Ham! The piece of food that keeps your blood pumping and your energy high. I love meat!" I said.

Soon, it was time to hit the sack, and I was put in the kennel. I cuddled with my copper colored stuffed pooch, Jack. When the lights went out, I fell asleep that instant. The next day, I woke up to the sound of honking birds. And breakfast took off. I got some kibbles. After finishing my food, I cuddled with Mom. My sister pet me gently, gracefully, and relaxingly. "This is a wonderful vacation, Lucy!" My Sister said. "Oh, if you exclude the annoying pooch that lives down the street that always barks making loud noises and the tragic smell I scent in the morning, it's indeed a very good vacation!" I thought. Then, the cousins came over again. It was all 'bout fun I guess.

I chased the laser pointer all afternoon, and had fun. When it was time for me to go outside, I saw these odd looking birds. They looked like Canadian Geese, but I wasn't sure, so I barked at them. The barking must've made my owners a little annoyed, because when I went back inside, I was locked in the closet. Sometime near the end of the day, I was taken to this park. My Dad and them were jogging down this asphalt path. I possessed the energy I needed to proceed to the long path. After a couple laps, I went by the nearby river.

"Lucy, look at all the water!" My Dad said. I started to drink it. It was better than the water in the lake near where my brother used to have golf lessons. "Lucy, that water 's not all for you ya' know!" My brother said. Soon, I was taken home, and put in the kennel. Then, when everyone left, I unlocked myself from the kennel. I went to the top of the kitchen counter to see what type of food was there. There was some ham, so I devoured three pieces of those. In the fridge, FOOD HEAVEN! I ate as much as I could, and went on the couch with my belly high up, pointing to the ceiling. I took a nap. "Lucy, this vacation is the best ever!" I said to myself. When I woke up, I saw the sun shining, with everyone awake. It was the start of a new day.

"Lucy, breakfast time!" Mom said. I ate my food and chewed on my sister's shoes. After getting caught and scolded, I looked at the last of Indiana. It would be time to leave any time now, so I had to go quickly. "Lucy, time to go!" Mom said. "Darn it, goo bye Indiana!" I said.

When I got home, I greeted Madison and Mojo, and hugged them. "Welcome back, Lucy!" Mojo said. "A toucan named Willie wanted to chat with you." "WILLIE!" I said. "Well, tell him I said 'hi'!" "Whatever!" Mojo said.

Anyway, I liked the vacation, but like Bethany, it was good to be home.

Bath Dodging

"Lucy, keep this up, and you might even become the new main pooch of the neighborhood!" Madison said. Madison and I were doing a fashion show with my sister's princess. I had a blue dress with choatic looking sunglasses. It was Madison's turn now, and she has a BEATIFUL outfit. Yellow lipstick with the flavor of lemon. Madison also wore an orange dress with a scarlet gown. "Madison, keep this up, and you could become the new main FELINE of the neighborhood!" I said. "Lucy and Madison, please stop using my dresses!" My sister said. And that's how the amazing domesticated animals AMAZING fashion show concluded. Then I heard a voice from the bathroom. "Lucy, time for a bath!" the voice said. I don't really like bathes too much. They are too chaotic for me. "Oh, darn!" I said. "Just once, just ONCE I would like to murder all bathes." Then, I came up with a plan. "Madison, go get Mojo, and bring him here to me, and QUIKLY!" I demanded. Madison dashed off, and returned five seconds later with Mojo at her side. "Guys, it's time for me to take a BATH!!!!!" I said, "A tragic, stupid, foolish, wimpy, dumb, distgusting bath! Can you help me get away from the bath? Please!" "How?" asked Mojo. "That's up to you and Madison!" I said. I went to take a glance at the bath water. It was about 3 inches high. "Hurry up kittens, please!" I whispered to myself.

I went to where Madison and Mojo usaully were, on the counter top. "We'll hide you somewhere! Follow us!" Madison whispered. I followed the kittens in the basement. "LUCY!" Dad called. "Hide!" Mojo said. I hid in the washing machine. I heard Dad coming downstairs. "Hurry kittens, think of something!" I thought. I saw them go and try to distract Dad. And, it worked. While Dad was petting Madison and Mojo, I ran up the basement stairs. I hid in this empty bin Mom has the dining room. And, it worked. Then, I heard a "LUCY, time for a B-A-T-H." "Help!" I thought. Mom must've heard me, because I got picked up by her.

It looked like I was stuck with the bath. Whenever I wanted to get away from bathes, life just forced me to receive an emphatic "NO!". I got showered with soap and water, and that crusty Mr. Rubber Ducky Lucky.

Well, I guess I'll always have to deal with bathes.