Hamster in the House

(Patrick's house) Remember the blog post, "Madison, Mojo, and Patrick"? Well, Patrick is in this blog post, and he gets his own HOUSE. See how in "Hamster in the House."



Mojo was doing what he typically does: Sleeping and playing and eating. The new family cat, Flanders from my previous post, was doing what he typically does: Sit by Patrick's cage. I went over by Flanders. "I noticed that it must be boring to be stuck in a puny cage and just sleep and go to the bathroom and then eat and then go on a wheel and then go to sleep again!" Flanders said. "You're feeling SORRY for that hamster?" I asked to Flanders. "Yeah, he should get his own house to live in like us!" Flanders replied. I was thinking exactly what Flanders was thinking and I really didn't like it.

"Get Madison and Mojo to stretch that cage up to the ceiling!" Flanders demanded. "MADDIE! MOHITO'" I called. The two cats came to me as fast as iron and a magnet! "Stretch that cage up to the ceiling!" I commanded. Madison and Mojo grabbed the cage and jumped. And the cage acted like clay and bounced up with the two cats. "Now we all must work hard to make that cage a magnificent hamster mansion! Use furniture for the doll house, use stuff similar to furniture, I don't care! And add an extra level to the cage!" Flanders demanded!


I went to the sister's room and found some doll house furniture. A bed, a couch, a desk, a table, chairs, a toilet, a sink, and even some bean bags! I gave them to Flanders, who was adding walls to Patrick's cage. "Amazing, can you go get Patrick's electricity ready?" asked Flanders. "Yes Master." I said. I just got two balloons and rubbed them together and connected those to the cage. The static electricity was enough as electricty to Patrick.

Madison was using everyday materials for furniture. A small block of wood made a perfect counter, and bottle caps were the perfect size for toadstools. A CD made a perfect circular carpet or a dance floor. A cotton ball was great for a bean bag! A plugged in lightbulb was great for a lamp! Patches were perfect for carpets! Madison used that brain really well. "Here you go, Royal Flanders." Madison said. Flanders saw the block of wood, bottle caps, CD, cottonball, lightbulb, and patches. "I need MORE!" Flanders said. "This is good enough you labour-demanding king!" Madison said. She went to rest.

Mojo was picking out the paint. Maybe something as yellow as the sunlight. Maybe something as blue as the sky. Maybe something red as blood. Or even a color green as leaves! "Well I can't decide between yellow, red, green, or blue! Maybe some purple will do it. So Mojo used purple. But he couldn't decide if he wanted to use light purple or dark purple. "Maybe a combination of both will do." Mojo said. So he got both shades of purple, and left the paint shop. He turned in the purple paints to Flanders. "Good, now get me another color for the floor. Poor Mojo wasted hours deciding for the floor color. Poor Mohito'.

All that work was worth it. The hamster had a house! Flanders loved it! He worked for days on the roof and doors and windows. Now today, when you look at the cage house, you may be thinking: "Wow" or "What the heck?" But let me tell you that house will stand there for future generations of the hamsters to come.

Mojo's Rabies And The New Family's Flanders With the MamaReptile!

<--(Mojo has rabies, Flanders!)

This is the story of a cat named Mojo, a hamster named Patrick, Another cat
named Madison, Me, Lucy, two geckos, and a baby on the way, and a new pet....

So one day, 3 things all happened at once. 3 peculiar things...very peculiar. I was there, sleeping, or maybe I was just chewing on that bratty Webkinz crap. Anyways, a fluffy paw tapped on my back. It wasn't extremely fluffy like Madison, and Mojo never wakes me up... I opened my eyes to see a cat. "My name is Flanders, and I am proud stalker of all cats!" He said. I couldn't believe it... a white and orange tabby cat. Madison and Mojo weren't there, so I decided that I could show him the roots of his new home.

The Tour: "This is the hamster, Patrick" I said as we went past the little rodent's cage. "I'll show you Madison and Mohito' later." I told Flanders. Then, I went to show Flanders the two geckos, Husband and Wife, Phoenix and Sahara, or Geek and Santa! Anyways, I was about to open the habitat so Flanders could see the geckos. Then, I saw something! It was exactly what I thought it was! But I couldn't believe I was seeing it! There it was! An EGG!!!

That Trooper Gecko has been pregnant for 6 months, and she DIDN'T tell me before she gave birth! Now I had to incubate it! I grabbed an empty coffee cup and filled it with some of that stringy stuff from the Easter basket. I breathed hot air on it an placed it into the coffee cup with the stringy thingies. "Flanders, I know you're new, but you'll to sit on the egg and keep it
warm!" I said. I actually said that because believe me, who wants to spend all day sitting on an egg?

I was relaxing- no cats, no having to worry about the egg, and no nothing! But then I heard a SCRREEEEEEEEEECHHH-OWWWW!!! It was relaxing while it lasted. Mojo came out all rancid, furious and psychodic! Madison came dashing toward me and quickly said: "Mojo got bitten by a rabid raccoon, now he's all crazy, and if I were you, I'd RUN" Mojo came dashing toward us! I was scared and didn't know what to do! I was frozen in panic. And then, Mojo was about to pounce and bite! I was still frozen! Madison grabbed my head and dragged me upstairs. We locked the door leading upstairs! But Mojo was scared!

Meanwhile, Flanders was on the egg. Then, he felt it move. He got off of it- it hatched. A tiny gecko was born. Now, when geckos lay their eggs in the wild, they bury them and let the eggs hatch on their own. If they're together, trouble could happen. The little baby went toward the habitat. "No little trooper, I'm your new dad, and I say that sandbox in a glass tank is not for you!" Flanders scooped up the baby and looked into it's eyes. They were dragon-like. And dragon meant- something- Flanders didn't know. Then Flanders remembered there was this video game about the dude named Spyro the dragon. That purple dude who breathes out earth and ice and fire and lightning. So, Flanders named it "Spyro."

"Do you know any hiding spots upstairs?" I asked. "Let's take out the floorboards and cover it with the laundry basket!" Madison advised. We got to work, and just in time! Mojo must've busted the door and he came rampaging up the room! Madison and I had to pretend we were rocks. Then I had an itch! I HAD to scratch! And then when I did. *CHUCK!!* The two of us fell through the living room ceiling which was downstairs. But we landed on the couch. "We might be safe for now." I said. Madison and I held each other tightly.

Flanders and Spyro were going upstairs, and they didn't know what was up there! "Spyro, there's this thing called life. You're living it right now. Life has an ending sometimes. And I won't let you die today." Flanders said. Spyro just blinked. Then, rabid Mojo came from the corner. "Oh, shoot!" Flanders cried. He saw a little part of the hole we made in the floor/ceiling. He moved the basket and dived. Madison and I saw Flanders. KA-PLUNK! right on the couch! I saw Spyro. "So, the egg hatched. Take care of it, Mojo's on the loose!" I warned.

Just then, Mojo came crashing down. Next thing I knew, m brain sizzled an idea! I grabbed a pill from the cabinet. "Oh rabid Mohito,' com get the treat! He swallowed it. He bit Madison! But I wasn't scared. That pill was rabies vaccine! The minute Mojo bit Madison, he wasn't rabid. Mojo was not talking. "Mojo, Mohito,' Mojo? MOJO!!" Madison, Flanders, and I yelled. "I. Was. Rabid. AWESOME!" Mojo finally replied! "He's back!" Madison cried. "HOORAY!" We all shouted!

Now, It's more different than ever. Flanders the new cat is the alpha-cat! Mojo now has a something he can tell his young kittens someday. Phoenix and Sahara were officially Moms and Dads! Life is new and life yesterday, was history. And one thing different- there's a hole in the ceiling...