Friday, The 13th!

(THE BROKEN MIRROR! 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Today was an ordinary day. I wake up, and look at my Brother's calender. He had some things marked on the calendar. Spring Break, some TV shows he wants to watch, and even when Girl Scouts was founded. I saw that today was Friday. But then I saw that the date was, "FRIDAY, MARCH, 13,2009." Okay, Friday the 13th" this is really bad stuff. It got My Brother real good since, in his life, has broken 2 mirrors. I hoped I wouldn't do this. But knowing Friday the 13th, anything is possible.

I went to Madison. She was hanging out with Willie the Toucan, Mister the giraffe, Fuzzles the lemur, and the now, non-rabid, Destiny the chicken. Destiny was talking to Madison. "Is it a-um-Fox?" asked Willie. "What are you guys doing?" I asked. "20 Questions." Madison said. You see, we were all hangin' out by the kitchen window, and that was when I leaned on the window with so much force, I fell right down the window, outside, landing on the driveway, and almost dying.

Willie and Destiny ran towards me. "Willie-howwwww nnnnniiiiccce toooooo seeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" I said slowly. "You don't look so good!" Willie squawked. "Youuuuuuuuuuurrrr rrrriiiightt, IIIIIIIIII donnnnnnnnnnnn't ffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll toooooooooooo goood!" I said. Then, I closed my eyes. "She's dead!" Destiny cried. "This is just too sad!" I didn't know this, but they took me, and buried me. They thought that I was dead. But when I came too, I was like,"What the heck?" I saw a root, and then that's when I found out I was buried alive! I managed to dig my way out.

When I was above ground, I was covered in mud, dirt, and earth worms. Plus, I couldn't see behind all of this dirt that was on my eyes. So I was running around. Into my house. "The ZOMBIE!" Madison yelled. I ran around, and I tripped on a worm that fell to the floor. I slid across the floor, and I slammed into a mirror. It shattered, just after I got out of the way. Mud few everywhere, and worms covered the bureaus. I was covered in few mud by now, but I broke a mirror. Oh, my luck. "Madison-Mojo!" I cried. "DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!" is all I heard, and somebody wacked me with a bat, because they thought I was a zombie."Guys, I'm alive, I am not a zombie, I swear to the inner interior of the interrior of my crossed heart!" I said. Silence. "I believe you!" Madison said.

So the bad luck was over. And hopefully, so was Friday the 13th!

Willie's Lemur

Today, I was hanging around with Willie and Mister outside. "Lucy, I have a gift for you!" Willie squawked. "ANOTHER gift?" I thought. Mister was enough, what did was it now? Willie opened up a cage, and out of it came a lemur. "A lemur?" I asked. "Yeah!" Willie said. It turns out the lemur's name is Fuzzles. Fuzzles seemed like a cute name. Fuzzles was way better than Mr. Giraffe. I went to look at Fuzzles. "Hi Fuzzles!" I said. "Hi Lucy-Pooch!" Fuzzles said. 

I let Mister, Fuzzles and Willie into the house. Fuzzles turned on the TV and he watched the news. "Our weather today is 100% thick fog!" The weather man said. "Fog, that can't be good!" I cried. I looked outside. I couldn't see a single thing but light. Probably car lights. Fuzzles must've never seen fog before, because the first thing he did, was go outside. In seconds, he disappeared. "This can't be good!" Mister said. 

Madison came in the room. "Mister and that insane bird again!?" Madison asked. "Yes, plus a lemur loose in the foggy neighborhood!" I said. "Another?!!!!!" cried Madison. "Not again!''  "I'm going to go find Fuzzles!" I said. Madison must've been so angry, she came with me. Madison has never been outside before, so to her, it was gonna be a true adventure. It started off when Mister bumped into something. 

Because I brought a flashlight, I could light the way. In the flashlight's light, I saw Mister had bumped into a tree. In that tree, I saw Fuzzles. "There's Fuzzles!" Willie said. He flew up into the tree where Fuzzles was, and Madison and I climbed up the tree. Mister could see everything in the tree just by standing. Well, I think you know what I mean. When I got up to Fuzzles, I tried to catch him. I failed. So did Madison. Fuzzles ran from out the tree and deeper into the fog. I shined the flashlight at Fuzzles. He headed into a neighbor's bush. Then he ran over some  nearby railroad tracks. Willie, Mister, Madison and I followed. 

Over the railroad tracks is a road that leads downtown. "Where could Fuzzles be now?" I asked. "Look! He's over there!" Madison said. Fuzzles headed down the road that lead to downtown. Then, Fuzzles was in downtown. Madison, Willie, Mister and I followed and went in down town too. Fuzzles went in all these crazy places. Then, he went inside the library. "Not the library! We'll never find Fuzzles now!" I said. "Maybe only one of us should go look for him in the library." Madison said. "I can't do it!" Mister said he was too big, and Willie wasn't elusive enough. So that meant I had to go into the library. So I did. 

I spotted Fuzzles go into an elevator. I saw that elevator close, but the other one was avalible. I went into that elevator. I saw that Fuzzles headed to the 4th floor. So I selected the 4th floor, and the elevator proceeded. Shortly, the elevator doors opened. I saw Fuzzles behind a bookshelf. "Fuzzles. Come. Please! PLLLLLEEEEEASSSSSSSE!!!!!!!!!" I said. Fuzzles went down some stairs that led to the 3rd floor. "Come on Fuzzles!" I said. I couldn't find him. "I'm doomed!" I said. Then I thought that maybe Fuzzles was in a different part of the library. I went to see if Fuzzles was on the floor I started at. Sure enough, he was. "FUZZLES!" I said. 

Fuzzles went out of library to where Madison, Mister and Willie were. Madison caught the lemur. "I have him!" Madison said. As soon as we got Fuzzles home, Willie, Fuzzles, Madison, Mister and I rested. "Well, it's time for Fuzzles, Mister and I to go!" Willie squawked. So, he, Mister, and Fuzzles went out into the fog. "Bye!" I said. 

"That was insane, but a little fun!" Madison said. "Oh," I said,"it's always fun with a lemur being involved!" "Whatever!" Madison said. She just went for a nap. 

I wonder when I'll see Fuzzles again. I hope it's sometime soon at least.

The Giraffe That The Pooch Snuck Into The House

A while ago I said I missed Willie out loud. Well, he comes back every now and then. One day, I heard Willie tell me in his toucan voice of his that he had a gift for me. When Willie told me that the present was in the garage, I knew that this gift was not gonna be able to fit in the house. When I saw what was sitting in the garage I fainted. It was a giraffe!

Willie said that the giraffe's name was "Mr. Giraffe". I called "Mr. Giraffe", "Mister" so that way, it would be a less ridiculous name. Since my owners weren't home, I could sneak Mister in the house right now. Mister had to lower his neck so he could fit in the house. Mister's neck and body stretched all the way from the kitchen to an eighth of the living room. An 18 foot long giraffe in MY house. I knew it wasn't a dream, but it seemed like it.

Willie squawked a phrase to me. He said that Mister came from Africa in a boat. Before I cold tell Willie any other stuff, Madison came in the room. "What is that toucan doing in here again? And why do I see a giraffe in this house?" Madison asked. Willie squawked. He answered Madison's question. The answer was that domesticated animals should be able to "hang out" with wild ones, and that dogs and giraffes and toucans NEVER get to talk to each other. Madison rolled her eyes. "Can you imagine if a giraffe and a toucan were loose in your house?" Madison said. "Yeah, of course!" I said. I just couldn't believe that what I was happening in my head, is happening in reality!

Mister didn't make any noise, but I knew he was telling me something. I knew what Mister was saying right from the start. He said he wanted to "explore" the neighborhood. "Don't you dare do it!" Madison said. I ignored Madison and took Willie and Mister outside. I showed them around.

"This is the house of Beaumont!" I said. Beaumont was on his porch. "What are you doing with a toucan and a giraffe?" asked Beaumont. "Just allies!" I said. Willie, Mister and I are going 'round the neighborhood, and I was excited.

"Here is the place with all of the squirrels you can chase!" I said. The minute a squirrel came, I chased and barked at it. Willie and Mister looked at each other. I showed Willie and Mister my friend, Ruby's house. Ruby is a black cockapoo.

When she saw Mister and Willie she freaked out. In fact, 90% of the neighborhood freaked out at Willie and Mister. I took Willie and Mister to my house, hoping my owners weren't home. I was lucky, because they weren't.

Mister got a glimpse of Phoenix and Sahara. Mister said that geckos are crude. After I smacked Mister in the face, we continued. I got to show Mister and Willie the upstairs. Soon, I let Mister and Willie go.

That may have been a short adventure, but, you got to let the animals go. So, that's how I met Mister the giraffe.