When my owners go to bed, and when they are completely asleep, Madison, Mojo and I party till- our owners wake up. So that's what I'm gonna do tonight, like all nights. First, I have to make sure I get plenty of sleep, so I have enough energy for the party. Tonight's party is gonna be so fun! Tonight, Madison, Mojo and I are inviting friends to the party. Madison and Mojo have feline friends. The cat, Leon, is in Beaumont's family. Another one of their friends are two cats that my mom's mom owns. Their names are Bell and Cocoa. Their coming for a party tonight. That's pretty much it.
My friends include, Beaumont, 3 dogs that live a few doors away from me,(Sandy, Betty, Nina), and then there's this dog named Ruby. She lives five to four blocks away. I have other friends such as Chase the sheltie, Charlie the golden retriever, and those are all the friends I can pretty much think of. All of our furry animal friends we invited were coming at 11:30 tonight. So when my owners went to bed at 11:29, Madison, Mojo and I got everything ready. Sixty seconds later, the living room was ready for a party. We had a disco ball, loud music, refreshments, (which Madison stole from the refridgorator), and lights.
We changed the channel on the TV to Animal Planet. The guests came up. First guest I saw was Leon. "Leon, glad you could make it!" said Mojo. "Of course I could make it, I live next door!" Leon said. "Oh, yeah!" said Mojo. Beaumont made to the party second. "Greetings Black Lab dawg" I said to Beaumont. Beaumont gave me a high "paw" and went to eat some cookies. Then Charlie, Ruby, Chase, Betty, Sandy, Nina, Bell, and Cocoa all came up. "Welcome to the party!" I yelled. "Let's get it started." shouted Betty. "OK!" I said.
Madison danced with Leon. "I feel 4 years longer. I haven't done this ever since I was your age Madison!" said Leon. I also invited Carter to this party too. I wonder where he is. Then, he came up. "Hi Carter" I said. Carter joined Mojo, Nina and I just to talk. "And then, the massive man made invention exploded, making thus a lesson for Eva!" said Carter, talking. We were talking about lives and how our's went. Anyway, Nina told Carter and I about this scary "ghost story" and how it would give us nightmares and blah blah blah. Then I told Carter and Nina about my life, and how this event would happen, and anyway, Nina, Carter and I kept on talking and chatting. I noticed Bell and Cocoa and Charlie were watching Animal Planet. "Up next, another episode of the new series"Animal Dung History!" said the TV guy.
"I wonder how the Beaver's dung can look at dawn!" said Charlie. "I know! This show is SO facsinating!" said Bell. "I'm gonna get some buns with butter, let me know when the Tide and whatever commercial is over!" said Cocoa. She got 4 buns with butter and munched on them. Beaumont squatted on the couch like a couch potato. He was eating some candy Madison found in one of the food storing cabinets. "Good stuff! The animal dung history series is so incredible." said Beaumont. Madison and Leon were dancing their fur off while Nina talked to me and Carter about "Copyrighted Novels!" I was bored and Carter was snoring. Nina may be a husky, but she has boring things to talk about. A LOT of boring things.
Meanwhile, Sandy and Chase were playing. . . . Checkers! Chase was winning because he won 4 checker games in a row. Sandy finally managed to win a checkers game.
On the "Dung History, Bell marveled at the show while Cocoa purred at the show. Charlie wagged his tail like a strong breeze was being created because the tail was wagging so hard and you know. Carter and I were done listening to Nina talk about "Tragic Curtains", so we went to watch The History of Dung. Nina went with us, and watched the TV too.
The disco ball Mojo set up that was hanging from the ceiling shined so bright, Leon danced his entestines out. "Man, it's almost time for me to start getting some more candy." said Beaumont. It was also 3:36 in the morning. Soon, all the pets were watching dung on television. "The dung beetles roll up the gazille dung into a dung sphere as we all know but what do the dung beetles do with their own dung? Well, the same thing happens to it just like what will happen to the gazille poop: the dung beetles use it to add to the pile of dung they make to lay their eggs on! On the next episode coming up, the dung beetles will give birth! And on that same episode, the Elephant dung and how much can be found." said the narrator from the TV.
This is an awesome party!" said Mojo. We were all out of refreshments. Anyway, my owners woke up at 6:30. During that, the dung series got better and better and better! At 5:40 in the morning, all of the party guests left, and the place got cleaned up. The room looked like there wasn't even a party at all! "What a party we had last night!" said Mojo. Madison and I couldn't agree more. Our owners would never catch us cats. But I think I could be wrong. "Where is all the food? Why is the couch hairy?" yelled Our Owner. Madison, Mojo and I hid. "Oh my gosh I must be losing my marbles!" said Our Owner. The kittens and I sighed in relief and before that, we sighed a big "PHEW!"
Animals can always outsmart their owners. Well, I have to go. Episode 46 of the dung series is on! The name of the episode: Fish and grouper dung! Just know that, if your a human, don't worry, your pets will never get caught by you. Wait, that is, if you have a pet. Just know, THE DUNG SERIES IS ON, SO GET TO YOUR TV AND START WATCHING IT!
