The family kittens, Madison and Mojo, were just chatting today. I listened and watched Madison and Mojo talk to each other. I overheard them talk about opera voices. Mojo is a big fan of opera.
"I wish I could be an opera singer with a good opera kind of voice," sighed Mojo.
"Maybe you can," I suggested.
"Good thinking," said Mojo. "But how?"
"Let's think about that," I said.
"Try eating a hamburger and see if your opera voice has changed," suggested Madison.
"Good idea," said Mojo. So he stole a burger from the kitchen, and ate it. "This tastes incredible," said Mojo. Mojo tried his opera voice. It wasn't what he was looking for. "Guess I'll just have to try something else," said Mojo. Madison was on the couch when Mojo approached her.
"Any other ideas? Yours didn't work," said Mojo.
I was chewing on the couch, ignoring the opera stuff. I overheard Madison say she didn't have any more ideas, so Mojo came to me.
"Got any ideas?" Asked Mojo.
I tried to think about it. Many ideas came to me. "Well, you can try these things: avoid losing your voice, practice your opera voice, eat 3-6 feet long anchovie- tomato onion lettuce salad sandwiches filled with homemade Mayo and cottage cream cheese and purple ketchup bought fesh and frozen and baked to 8-7 minutes DAILY, smell garden roses from 3 inches away, and if you do all of those things, you should suceed in getting an excellent opera voice!" I said.
Mojo wrote it all down. So, the next day, Mojo avoided losing his voice easily. Mojo spent 5 hours making 10 3-6 foot long anchovie- tomato- union- lettuce salad sandwiches, filled with homemade Mayo and cottage cream cheese and purple ketchup brought fresh and fozen and baked 8-7 minutes. Mojo ate all of the sandwiches in 4 bites.
"What a weird kitten," said Madison witnessing Mojo eat the food. Then, when mom brought in the roses from the garden, Mojo stayed 3 inches far from the roses and sniffed them. After a few days of that, Mojo tested his opera voice in front of Madison and I. Then, the most beautiful opera voice came out of Mojo's mouth. "I love it," Madison and I both said, taking each of our words out of our mouths. Mojo was proud of his new voice. And you know what? So is Madison. I love Mojo's voice too. I love opera!!!!!!!!!!!
"I wish I could be an opera singer with a good opera kind of voice," sighed Mojo.
"Maybe you can," I suggested.
"Good thinking," said Mojo. "But how?"
"Let's think about that," I said.
"Try eating a hamburger and see if your opera voice has changed," suggested Madison.
"Good idea," said Mojo. So he stole a burger from the kitchen, and ate it. "This tastes incredible," said Mojo. Mojo tried his opera voice. It wasn't what he was looking for. "Guess I'll just have to try something else," said Mojo. Madison was on the couch when Mojo approached her.
"Any other ideas? Yours didn't work," said Mojo.
I was chewing on the couch, ignoring the opera stuff. I overheard Madison say she didn't have any more ideas, so Mojo came to me.
"Got any ideas?" Asked Mojo.
I tried to think about it. Many ideas came to me. "Well, you can try these things: avoid losing your voice, practice your opera voice, eat 3-6 feet long anchovie- tomato onion lettuce salad sandwiches filled with homemade Mayo and cottage cream cheese and purple ketchup bought fesh and frozen and baked to 8-7 minutes DAILY, smell garden roses from 3 inches away, and if you do all of those things, you should suceed in getting an excellent opera voice!" I said.
Mojo wrote it all down. So, the next day, Mojo avoided losing his voice easily. Mojo spent 5 hours making 10 3-6 foot long anchovie- tomato- union- lettuce salad sandwiches, filled with homemade Mayo and cottage cream cheese and purple ketchup brought fresh and fozen and baked 8-7 minutes. Mojo ate all of the sandwiches in 4 bites.
"What a weird kitten," said Madison witnessing Mojo eat the food. Then, when mom brought in the roses from the garden, Mojo stayed 3 inches far from the roses and sniffed them. After a few days of that, Mojo tested his opera voice in front of Madison and I. Then, the most beautiful opera voice came out of Mojo's mouth. "I love it," Madison and I both said, taking each of our words out of our mouths. Mojo was proud of his new voice. And you know what? So is Madison. I love Mojo's voice too. I love opera!!!!!!!!!!!
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