Haiku from Lucy, a Short Poem

I love to bark loud!

I love to bark really proud!

I love to bark loud!

Friday, The 13th!

(THE BROKEN MIRROR! 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Today was an ordinary day. I wake up, and look at my Brother's calender. He had some things marked on the calendar. Spring Break, some TV shows he wants to watch, and even when Girl Scouts was founded. I saw that today was Friday. But then I saw that the date was, "FRIDAY, MARCH, 13,2009." Okay, Friday the 13th" this is really bad stuff. It got My Brother real good since, in his life, has broken 2 mirrors. I hoped I wouldn't do this. But knowing Friday the 13th, anything is possible.

I went to Madison. She was hanging out with Willie the Toucan, Mister the giraffe, Fuzzles the lemur, and the now, non-rabid, Destiny the chicken. Destiny was talking to Madison. "Is it a-um-Fox?" asked Willie. "What are you guys doing?" I asked. "20 Questions." Madison said. You see, we were all hangin' out by the kitchen window, and that was when I leaned on the window with so much force, I fell right down the window, outside, landing on the driveway, and almost dying.

Willie and Destiny ran towards me. "Willie-howwwww nnnnniiiiccce toooooo seeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" I said slowly. "You don't look so good!" Willie squawked. "Youuuuuuuuuuurrrr rrrriiiightt, IIIIIIIIII donnnnnnnnnnnn't ffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll toooooooooooo goood!" I said. Then, I closed my eyes. "She's dead!" Destiny cried. "This is just too sad!" I didn't know this, but they took me, and buried me. They thought that I was dead. But when I came too, I was like,"What the heck?" I saw a root, and then that's when I found out I was buried alive! I managed to dig my way out.

When I was above ground, I was covered in mud, dirt, and earth worms. Plus, I couldn't see behind all of this dirt that was on my eyes. So I was running around. Into my house. "The ZOMBIE!" Madison yelled. I ran around, and I tripped on a worm that fell to the floor. I slid across the floor, and I slammed into a mirror. It shattered, just after I got out of the way. Mud few everywhere, and worms covered the bureaus. I was covered in few mud by now, but I broke a mirror. Oh, my luck. "Madison-Mojo!" I cried. "DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!" is all I heard, and somebody wacked me with a bat, because they thought I was a zombie."Guys, I'm alive, I am not a zombie, I swear to the inner interior of the interrior of my crossed heart!" I said. Silence. "I believe you!" Madison said.

So the bad luck was over. And hopefully, so was Friday the 13th!

The Adventures of Super Kitten and Wonder Madison/ Phoenix and Sahara 4

I was playing the kittens when it happened-Sahara was in danger of falling off this bridge. And it looked like and as if it was to collapse-taking down Sahara with it. And then, parts of the "Bridge started to fall of, and then, the bridge took a fall! Sahara was still on the bridge. "LIFE AT RISK, RESCUE THE HELPLESS CITIZEN!" Wonder Madison said. Sahara was our family member, and was about to face death! Wonder Madison and Super Kitten weren't close enough to Sahara to rescue her. However, I, Pooch Lad, was right next to the gecko. Should I help her, being a hero, or should I let Sahara Rest.In.Peace. Pooch Lad just grabbed Sahara. The fragile reptile was safe!

But then, Sahara squirmed out of my paw. And that gecko ran as fast as possible toward the bathroom, until I found her on the toilet. She was on the rim of the toilet, which had a lifted lid. Sahara could fall in the toilet. "I'll take care of this!" said Super Kitten. He pounced at the gecko. But I ran to get that gecko. Sahara was safe from falling, because I grabbed her and ran off, just as Mojo accidentally flushed the toilet. Another unsuccessful pounce thank to Mojo. I put Sahara in her cage. Home. Where she belonged. Madison and Mojo came to me. "You have saved Sahara!" Madison said.

It was true. It all started as one simple game, and that turned into a real version of what we were doing, and THAT turned into putting a reptile's life @ risk, and THAT turned into a job well done! I learned that you can be evil, and still rescue others in need, though it wouldn't be the "evil" thing to do!

Phoenix and Sahara 3

Today, I was bored, so I pretended to be a hero or something. I got Mojo and Madison to play with me, too. Madison become "Wonder Madison", Mojo became "Super Kitten", and I became "Pooch Lad", and then we started playing. Pooch Lad, was an evil dog and Super Kitten and Wonder Madison were the heroes. It started when Wonder Madison and Super Kitten find me and then we start talking. "Alright Pooch Lad, take this!" Super Kitten said. And Super Kitten tried to pounce on me, but missed. "Nothing can stop me!" Pooch Lad said. Wonder Madison then said, "Super Kitten may have lost, but take this!" Wonder Madison grabbed me, lifted me, and tossed me onto a pile of clothes. "NO! THE TOXIC CLOTHES! IT'S MY WEAKNESS!" Pooch Lad yelled. I fell into the washing machine, and Wonder Madison locked me into the washing machine. Anyway, I got out, and we continued where Pooch Lad captured Super Kitten. The game, then, ended up on top of Phoenix and Sahara's cage.

And that night, somebody made the mistake of coming out. Wonder Madison grabbed Sahara and forced her in our game. So Sahara became my sidekick, "The Puma Lizard." Poor Sahara. Then, she got onto this ruler that acted like a bridge that started at a dresser, and the bridge led to a desk. And when Sahara fell, offf the bridge.

Find out what happens in the upcoming adventure, "The Adventures of Super Kitten and Wonder Madison/ Phoenix and Sahara 4."

Mojo's Ice Cream Chaos

HE'S SO UGLY, HUH?(RIGHT)

Another day again. Tonight, I felt sort of- hungry. I wanted something besides chicken and small amounts of meat. Like how about meat and gravy with 367 chicken nuggets burned to a crisp and maybe 34 burritos with honey inside it with cheese and lettuce and 2 tomato slices. I told Madison and Mojo just how hungry I was. Madison understood me, but didn't want to get , me any food. But Mojo risked it.
Just like the ginger bread thing and the corn dog thing, we split up. Only this time, Mojo had my job as getting the food. Madison and I had Madison and Mojo's jobs. It was up to us to let Mojo know if any humans were coming. We just didn't know what
kind of food we were aiming for. So I made Mojo be in charge of that. Madison and I stood in the dining room.
We heard footsteps. It was my brother. We ran to the kitchen. "Mojo, HURRY!!!!!" I warned. Mojo gave me the "I've got you, don't worry 'bout me!" sign. So I looked back, to find my brother in the kichen. He got a bag of potato chips, and left. When my brother left, Mojo came out of the hiding place he was hiding in, the garbage can. I saw Mojo chose ice cream. Mojo ran to the living room, and he tripped on a barbie that my sister just placed on the floor. The ice cream box opened, and ice cream landed on Mojo.
"Mojo, you're covered in ice cream, can I lick your body and help 'clean the ice cream off'?" Madison asked. I knew Madison just wanted the ice cream, but I managed to not speak at all. Mojo did get caught. But he didn't get in trouble.

And someday, I wonder if there will be a picture of Mojo covered in ice cream and Mojo isn't looking at the camera and the pictture would be in the middle of the internet. Like now!

The Black Kittens

In a sigh of relief, I'm glad that Destiny was gone. It was a Saturday today. There was some snow, it's starting to get colder, and Weasel still hasn't been failing. The kittens have been in some weird moods. But for one reason, I'd say it's because of our cat, Muffin. She's more mature than those kittens. Muffin doesn't like me or the kittens too much, and Muffin's always is upstairs. But new things have taken over the house. Like my brother got this black carpet for his room, and that's sort of new. Madison and Mojo like the carpet. Too them, the carpet's comfortable, and is great to play on. Yet, I'm starting to think that the black rug's color was starting to take effect on the kittens. It started at around 11:30 today. I was watching Madison and Mojo. They were sort of walking around the carpet, as usual. The carpet color, black, was a favorite color of Mojo.

He was all about black, and he was starting to encourage Madison with the black carpet. "You like the carpet Madison? Then you should start liking black!" Mojo said. Minutes passed, and soon enough, Madison came in all of these black clothes. Because black is shirt of like a gangster color or whatever, Madison was starting to act like those serious people. They have these shades, always not in the mood for funny stuff, and you sort of get the idea. So Madison was wearing these black shades and this a black hat with some words that read "Gangster- cool". I wasn't sure what Madison was doing. Mojo came up with this this paper cigarette he made in his mouth and some weird kittens sized pants with holes in the. Mojo, also wore a pair of shades. His fur was in a funny position. It was all spiky and messy. "Madison, Mojo, how come all of a sudden I see you guys in this gangster mood?" I asked. "It's no big deal, if you wanna join, you can just get the details." Mojo said in a weird, manly and low voice. I wanted the details, but there was no way I was joining those cats' gang. Muffin came down. She looked at the kittens, and Madison and Mojo felt more encouraged. So they went even more black and "gangster- like". Muffin started to chime up. "Oh, kittens, you're looking more 'moron-like' than I've ever seen you look before." Muffin said. Madison and Mojo didn't seem to care, so they took off their gangster costume stuff and whatever, and went right to the carpet. I was pretty confused.

Madison and Mojo were on the carpet. They had this weird cat toy they were playing with. I went up to Madison and Mojo. "Why are you normal now?" I asked. "We're moron-like!" Madison said. "Didn't you hear her say it?" Mojo said. "Of course, but you aren't moron-like." I said. "We do when we look like gangsters!" Madison said. "Where did you hear that?" I asked. "We already told you she said it. Muffin did, but then you interrupted us and that's what led to-" Mojo started. "Oh whatever!" I said.

I was too confused, so I just went to chew on a bone. And at 2:00, I found Madison and Mojo wearing gangster costumes again. "Oh, man, these kittens are so confusing!" I stammered.

The Flood Horror (An almost comletely True Story)

(ON THE RIGHT IS A PICTURE OF MY FLOODED BASEMENT!)


I remember when I was first born. Oh, how I loved those days. But now, life is a little more "manly" and stuff. Like "helping". Or the more tough stuff. I've done skydiving recently. But there are some scary things that you should be concerned about. Like one time, it was raining really hard. It was the worst storm to happen in my area so far! We had some threatening tornado watches. I was thinking F-5 tornadoes. But luckily no tornado happened. I know something similar that happened. I live in Illinois, so I hope this makes scents.

The hurricane Ich weather from like Louisiana and Alabama and Florida took effect on the weather In Illinois and Wisconsin and maybe Indiana. So it was CRAZY! It was raining. Power was going out at neighborhood houses. But luckily, we had power. It was pretty much a blessing. It was raining horribly hard. The street was like a shallow body of water. Small ripples and waves of water would come toward the sidewalk or the driveway. It didn't matter because the sidewalk was flooded too. And our backyard- not as much, luckily. Our next door neighbors' yard was flooded to depths of water. Man, that water flooded the streets.

Then, when my Mom went down to the basement, she let out that sound that tells you that something wasn't so good. So I took a peek by the basement. And get this: The basement was FLOODED! My jaw dropped! "HOLY CRUD!" was all I could say. I went upstairs to the living room and looked out the window. I figured our basement would be flooded up to sixty-nine inches with all of that water. I barked in panic. I was so scared.

Later on, the water cleared. Our streets were fine. When all the rain was over, I remember going on a car ride. Many trees were uprooted. I saw one tree that fell on a house! And later on, this became an adventure in life, that I will never forget.