The Corn Dog Of Addiction

Today, I felt like eating. I was hungry. Hungry for bread and pig intestines. Or a corn dog.

"Where can I find a corn dog?" I asked myself. "I'll just have to  get two helpful  kittens to help me get a corn dog!" 

The kittens heard me loud and clear.

 "We will help you find a corn dog!'' said Madison. 

"We will take any award from you Lucy!" said Mojo. 

"Ok" I said. "You help me find and capture a corn dog, I'll let you have any other corn dogs that I assign you to hoard." I said. 

"It's a deal sister!" said Madison. So the kittens and I went out and looked around for a corn dog.

 Then Mojo saw something in the kitchen. 

"Look at this!" said Mojo. 

"Oh, my gosh!" I said. Mom just put the most golden looking, juiciest, tastiest looking corn dog into the microwave!

 "Act normally!" said Mojo. We just sat down together. 

Aw, 3 pets getting along together so nicely." said my mom. She patted my head. 

"I wanted that pat!" whined Madison.

 "Come on, my mom left the corn dog on the counter. Let's get it while we can! Mojo, you watch out for any approaching humans." I said. 

"I'm on it Lucy!" said Mojo. 

"Come on Madison, you can help me get the corn dog!" I said. "What should I do?" asked Madison. "Just something, I don't know what it might be but please make it quick. Before Madison could take a step, Mojo came running in the kichen.

 "Human coming! Act normal like we were before!" said Mojo.

 The three animals sat together. 

"My three pets still getting along!" said my Mom. My Mom picked up the corn dog and walked with it upstairs. That's where her and my Dad's bedroom is. Before my Mom went upsairs, she patted Mojo. 

"What about me?" asked Madison. "Come on, we have to get that corn dog before it gets digested by a human!" I said. 

Madison, Mojo and I followed my Mom. Mom set the corn dog on a table next to her side of the bed. Then my Mom napped.

 "Now's our chance!" said Mojo. He jumped onto the table and got the corn dog! "Alright Mojo!" said Madison. I was proud of Mojo too. Cats are very useful. My Mom must have heard Mojo jump off the table, because when he did, Mom woke up.

 "My pets!?!!?!? Stealing my corn dog? I was gonna give it to you as a surprise," Mom said. 

I whimpered. "Don't worry Lucy. I'll let you and the kittens eat the corn dog!" said Mom.

So the kittens and I ate the corn dog, and I let the kittens eat any corn dogs I assigned them to steal from this day on, just as I told them earlier.

 Corn Dogs aren't the only thing in life. You can always start an easier challenge such as the burger or the hot dog. But I learned a lesson: never steal, because in the future, it might go bad. But the situation usaully has a better ending then beginning. This situation ended- with a delicous meal. And I think I smell Toast in the kitchen in the toaster right now.