My sister has made this ginger bread house at girl scouts and it's been on top of the entertainment center since the day it was built. It may be stale, but that ginger bread house looks good. I mean I've started stealing food ever since I was hungry and all I could find was a corn dog. I haven't been eating too many corn dogs. I have been eating meat. Carter, my cousin, has taught me how to steal food. He said I was very "good" and that I'm very likely to steal a whole "store- full of food" in one lifetime. But what really ticks me off is that the ginger bread house can't be touched by or eaten by any of us pets. Madison tried it and Dad caught her. Before Dad could could even touch Madison, she jumped onto the ceiling. I'm trying to eat that ginger bread house. The stale, solid, white icing icicle for the ginger bread house; the gum drop hedges, and the yummy licorice gutters. I'm gonna need help if I'm gonna steal that ginger bread house. Just like the corn dog, I had Mojo be on the lookout, while Madison and I tried to steal that ginger bread house.
So I had Mojo on the lookout for any humans. He came to Madison and I, saying a warning phase! "It's dad, he's coming!" "Act normal!' I said. Madison and Mojo sat on the couch and whistled. I chewed on an average bone, like I normally do. "Madison, come here!" said Dad. He wasn't mad at Madison, he just wanted to pet Madison. Dad's attention was all on Madison. ''Come on, now's a good time to try to get that Ginger Bread house." said Mojo. Madison's new job was to possess distractions for the humans. Right now, Madison was distracting Dad. Mojo and I climbed the scratching post and jumped onto the entertainment center. Mojo grabbed the ginger bread house and jumped onto the Christmas tree. Then and went inside the Christmas tree! He tried to hide the ginger bread house. Then he saw mom approaching. Mojo jumped to the ceiling. Dad let go of Madison. I hid. Mojo accidentally dropped the ginger bread house. It landed- right on the carpet. "Mojo!" I cried. "Quick, get that edible house!" Mojo let go of the ceiling and got the house.
Before he could he could get away with it, Mom caught Mojo. ''Mojo, get off that ginger bread house!" I just chewed on a bone again. Mojo witnessed Mom put the ginger bread house on top of the refrigerator. "It's no use! Mom's washin' dishes and we'll never be able to get the ginger bread house." said Madison. I stopped it with the bone- chewing. The corn dog was easier since my mom just gave the corn dog to Madison, Mojo and I, but this was harder, because I or the kittens are not allowed to have a ginger bread house. Then, I came up with a plan. "Madison, go distract our owners by doing something so cute, they can't stop watching it." I said. ''I'm on it!" Madison said. "Mojo, make sure that no one comes into the kitchen! If a human does, let me know!" I demanded. "Yes , 'Ma'am dawgie Lucy'!" Mojo said triumphantly.
I went and jumped onto the top of the garbage can. It's right next to the refrigerator, so I can use it like a stool. I made a big jump and before I knew it, I was on top of the fridge. I couldn't find the ginger bread house. "Where could it be?" I whispered to myself. Then, I started to dig around. Behind a bag a Doritos, I found some blood oranges. Beneath the pile of Blood oranges, you could find all of these- M'n' M's. "I must be getting close!" I thought. Behind the candy was the ginger bread house! "YES!" I thought. I grabbed the gingerbread house. I started to flee to the basement so I could eat the gingerbread house in a secret place, when Madison and Mojo headed my way. "The humans are coming! Quick, into the basement!" said Mojo.
Madison, Mojo and I ran in the basement, and ate! "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" said Madison. I, and the kittens enjoyed the meal. My owners didn't even catch us! Then I heard a voice from upstairs! "Where did that ginger bread house go!?!!!!" It yelled. "Uh-oh!" Madison said.
What a delightful Monday!
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