Deathtrap of Learning

Lucy Love is my name, being myself is too lame. That's what I always think when I think about the world. But, one crude building is enough. Well, today, I was hungry, and I found a sheet of paper. I ate that. But, that is only the start. It turns out the piece of paper was my brother's HOMEWORK. I know I am kind of a loser for doing this, but I just rewrote a replica of my brother's homework, and it was supposed to be a 5 page essay about pandas It took me 3 minutes and 35 seconds. Here's how it went
Page 1) The panda eats bamboo
Page 2) The panda is black
Page 3) The panda is white, too
Page 4) The panda lives in China ONLY
I was proud of the work. I hope my brother's teacher liked it too. My brother, luckily, didn't find out about the whole homework thing, and he turned in MY work. I decided to reward my brother by going to school with him the next day. "

Can we come with?" Madison and Mojo begged. "Yes, I told you that already." I'd say. I jumped into my brother's backpack, my body, trying to get comfortable with the backpack's pouch. Madison and Mojo came in the same pocket as me, and we were squished, along with a spelling book, a binder, and a lunchbox. "I need more room!" Madison complained. "My paw's touching Lucy's ear, Madison, move your fat body!" Mojo said. "Who're ya' calling FAT?" Madison asked. "Shhhhh, I hear my brother coming!'' I said. He zipped the pouch's zipper all the way, and that trapped the kittens and I in the backpack. The backpack was lifted. Madison turned upside down, and that set Mojo on my belly. "Mojo, move!" I whispered. "I can't, Fat's head is on my tail, and I don't want to hurt the head!" Mojo said. "Fat who- oh!" Madison cried. My brother went to the van, and the backpack moved crazily. I was sent up, and I landed on Mojo's body, and Madison was sideways. Mojo's head wasn't under my body, so Mojo was lucky. "Lucy, get off of me!" Mojo said. "I can't, Fat is on top of me!" I said. "Guys, call me Madison, okay?" Madison said. "Okay, Madisonokay!" I said. "Madison!" Madisonokay snapped. "Okay, Madison!" I said to Fat. When, my brother got out of the van, all of us were moving all over the place. "Whoaa! Madison- WHOA! Lucy! OW! AHH!" Is what Mojo would say. My brother stopped, and he placed the back pack on the ground, and the results were with Madison on the left side of the pouch, with me being upside- down, and Mojo leaning sideways against my right part of my body. "Maybe we should've stayed home!" Mojo said. "Lucy, anything you want to say?" Madison asked. "Don't look at me, you shouldn't have been so eager to come with me in the first place!" I said. "Mojo!" I yelled. "What?" he asked. "Go away!" I said. "Who are you saying to go away?" Mojo asked. And he punched me, and I punched him. Mojo kicked, but missed, and he made a hole in the backpack. I tried to kick Mojo back, but I missed, and made a hole in the backpack as well. "Hey, we can sort of use this as a system to walk- like walking HOME!"I said. Mojo and I couldn't see where we going, so we just walked randomly. Mojo and I made our way through these open doors, and I felt carpet. "We're home already?'' Mojo asked. "That's impossible!" I said. I took the backpack of Mojo and I, and Madison, Mojo, and I were out of the backpack.

"Home has gotten bigger and really has changed!" Mojo said. Okay, we're definitely not home, so where are we now?" I asked. I saw these signs that of course read "Quiet in halls" or "Be respectful", and other stuff like that. "I know what these signs mean!" I said. "Then, what does it mean? And where are we?" asked Madison. "My Brother's school!" I answered silently. I looked around and started to murmur in squeaks. ''We have to escape- without being caught- without being hurt- without-" Madison interrupted my fear. We need to get outta here!" I said. I, of course had never been in such a building, so I was scared. Maybe we'll find help in this room!" Mojo suggested, and he pointed to two doors.

I pushed them open to see a room with four basketball hoops on either wall. "Oh, I think we found the gym." I said. "Look, I see some black doors!" Mojo said. I pushed the doors open. It was an exit, but some people were standing in front of the door. "Run!" I cried. Madison, Mojo and I ran and went in some random hall. We hid in a random locker as well. Madison closed the locker door, and the Kittens and I went in the locker. I heard a bell ring. It must've been time for everyone to come in. "Open the locker the door and let us get out!" I told Madison. Madison heaved and pushed on the locker door. It took all her strength, but Madison got the door open. Us three ran into a room. It was small room. "Ewwwwww, we're in the girls' room!" Mojo said. "No, we're in the boys' bathroom!" I corrected. "How can you tell? One has a stick person with a dress and the other room has a regular stick person representing it." I said. I heard steps! "Quiet, I hear someone!" I warned. The kittens and I hid in a garbage can. I peeked out of the can. "It's only a janitor!" I said. And we ran off. I went in this room, and the kittens tagged along. There was a sink, a chalkboard, and on it was a word in bold chalk letters that read "ART". "Cool! Is this paint?" Madison asked as she covered her body with orange paint. "Madison, stop that!" I yelled. But Mojo tagged along with the paint. He covered himself in black. I decided I had to do the same too, so I went and covered myself in a magnificent shade of scarlet. Madison, Mojo and I were serious with paint and took it too far. I only wish I knew that art classes began the time we decided to go, because, Madison, Mojo and I ran into some 1st graders ready for art class, but luckily, all 3 of us animals ran into the music room before we got caught. "Cool, auto harps!" Mojo said as he stroked a paw across an auto harp. "Don't touch that!" I yelled. I grabbed Mojo just in time. Then, I heard some footsteps from the outer part of the room. ''person alert!" Mojo yelled. We all hid in a drawer. Then, minutes later, we made a run for it and through the halls - and into the office. There- was a phone. "A phone, maybe we can call the cops!" Madison said. "Uhh- NO!" I said. Madison, Mojo and I found some doors "The exit!" Mojo said. He pushed the door, it opened, and, of course, we ran.

"How do we get home?" I asked. "By car!" Madison suggested, pointing at an SUV. "You think?" Mojo asked. "Oh yeah!" Madison cried. We all got in the suv and Madison tried to drive it. She got it movin' in twenty seconds. The vehicle crashed in 20 MORE seconds as well. "That was stupid!" I said. "Now how are we gonna get home?" I asked. Then, I saw my Mom's van at a stoplight. I and the kittens went on top of the van as it drove off. "WHAHOOOO!" I yelled. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Madison and Mojo cried in fear.

The van twisted through roads, drove pass speed signs, and pulled into the driveway. "What an adventure!" Mojo said. "And it's still all the panda's fault!" I said. "Ohh, my paws!" Madison cried.

I thought that whatever thing, but today, I'll never forget the day of my visit to the "DEathTRaP of LearNINg'!"