Madison's Collar Catastrophe

Madison, Mojo and I, on a bright sunny day, were inside, just playing and having fun. And then, we got tired. So we just went looking out the window. "I like how these collars shine in the sun that shines on our collars!" Mojo said. He looked triumphant. "By the way Madison, where is your collar anyways?" I asked Madison. Madison looked to see her collar was gone. "Dang it! I lost it again. Well, I always find them! Like the first time I lost my collar, I found it on the stove, and the other time, I found my collar under 20 tons of trash, and the other time I found it in that homemade pie of Mom's!" Madison replied. "Well, where's your collar now?" I asked. "That's what I wanna know!" Madison said. "Then, let's look for it, we've had practice from the whole 'Mittens gettin' lost' thing!" Mojo said. So, we mounted a search for a silly pink ring like object with a metal tag with seven letters and info engraved in it's metal. "Where are we looking?" asked Madison. "Well, where was the last time you saw your collar?" I asked. "It was on my neck!" Madison said. "Where were you and your collar when you lost it?" Mojo asked. "I was wherever I was when I lost the collar!" Madison said. "You can't make this easy can you?" I asked Madison. "I' m pretty sure." Madison said.

That night, I looked around. It was scary. "Come on, Collar." I said. Then, a bag of doritos fell on me. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled. Then, it turned out it was only Mojo who dropped his meal on my head. "Sorry." He said.

The next day, I told Madison we'd have to get her a new collar. So Mojo and I gave her suggestions.

"Red collar." I said.

"Shock Collar!" Mojo said.


"Scarlet collar"


"Shirt collar."


"Golden collar" Madison was amused when she saw the collar of her dreams. She loved the pink collar. Then, I looked at it. "This is my original collar!" Madison said. "Oh, goodie, let's go do something else, Lucy." Mojo said.

I agreed, so I joined Mojo to play fetch, and Madison had her collar back.