The Madison and Mojo Show

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One, day, I, Lucy was having a great experience of being famous. It all started when I was outside with Madison and Mojo. We were just doing anything a couch potato could think of when he's on a treadmill- just sort of walk around, not doing much. We decided to run around, and then, Madison bounced into Beaumont. He had a shiny black coat. "Hey Beaumont, Wassup'?" I asked. "Oh, nothing much." said the Labrador. Then, a bulldog, a cat, and a macaw came out from from a certain corner. "

Who are those guys?" I asked. "That's the new camera crew I hired. That's Ryan, the Bulldog, Bob the cat, and Rural Banjo-macaw from the Thailand's depth's the macaw. A.K.A, Thailand." Beaumont said. "Well, what are they here for?" I asked. "Maybe it was for you, and the kittens?" Beaumont asked. "Really?" I asked. "Actually, yeah." Beaumont answered. So we all gathered Ryan, Bob and Rural Banjo Macaw From The Thailand's Depths, A.K.A, Thailand.

Madison and Mojo asked if they could do a TV show about them. That seemed pretty ridiculous, but when you're a dog, and you mess around with cats, your preference is to make sure you die, so I just reluctantly agreed with the kittens. I decided to teach Madison some bigger words, because Mojo always uses them, and if Madison doesn't know what they mean it can make us look like a dork. So I just told Madison to translate one sentence. I said: "I'm certain that one of the internal organs that you possess that your cranium cap is infested with let's your life function in a more decent and dignified matter, and is anyways useless when removed from it's proper spot." Madison just stood there. "Hello! Madison! I was saying that your brain, witch is inside your head, let's you do more stuff more easily in life, and you would be an idiot to not have a brain. "SQUAWWK! Brain make life function!" Thailand squawked.

This was gonna be hard. So I decided to teach Mojo little words. "Mojo!" I called. "What! I need some privacy so that way, may fragile, elegant personality can bond with the complicated areas of this show!" Mojo replied. "I just want to teach you unexpanded vocabulary." I said. "Fine!" Mojo said. "Mojo, translate this sentence: Sheep eat grass." I said. "Were you saying that the sheep, a vaguely framed, fragile animal, is an herbivore that uses it's digestive system to digest many pant specimen, such the very common grass type?" Mojo said, wondering. "Yes, Sheep eat grass, that's what I said." I explained.

Next, with Ryan's assistance, I need to make Madison and Mojo look beautiful. "Madison, you'll need some major makeups. So, I just trimmed her fur, fixed her eyes, shined her coat, curled her whiskers, pierce her ears, and brush her face. Then, Madison looked great. I did the same to Mojo. Ryan gave the kittens a bath. "You can't do this! Cat's can die from water! I hate water! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mojo cried. But he got a thorough bath. Mixing tropical tangerine, Bubblicous bubblegum, Super scrumptious Strawberry, and Fruity aroma shampoos, Mojo smelled and shined cleaner than ever. We mixed Luxurious Lemon, Good grapes, and perfect parsnips shampoos to make Madison alpha- feline!

And now, Lights, Camera................................ ACTIIIIIIIIOOOOONNNNN! And the show began, with all the lines memorized, we started. I help a sign that said: "The Madison and Mojo show! Ep. 1-Cat chase" It started out with Madison and Mojo wrecking the house. I was chasing them. "COME BACK KITTIES!" I said. "Nice voice!" Ryan said, silently. The show kept going on and on. I loved the part when Madison and Mojo were supposed to spill open the dog treats to act as a distraction toward me. This show literally tasted great! At the end of the show, I held up a sign that said "CREDITS: Dog that that was chasing cats-Lucy. Cats- Madison and Mojo, and camera crew- Ryan, Bob, and Rural Banjo Macaw of Thailands Depths. We watched the trape. It came out good.

When it aired, it became a classic. "Beaumont, thanks for everything!" Madison and Mojo said. "Oh, no problem!" Beaumont said. "Let's make a 2nd episode!" Bob suggested. Madison and Mojo just looked at each other. "What's wrong with a 2nd episode?" I asked. "Oh- uh nothing, it's just that- well- WE DON'T WANT A BATH!" Mojo said.

And I knew that this show was gonna be hard, but classic. The kittens still love the Madison and Mojo show!