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TOP TEN REASONS WHY JELLYFISH AND AUSTRALIAN BAMBOO STRIPS DO NOT MIX...

1. Jellyfish are nothing but poisonous, and how do we view bamboo to be deadly?
2. Bamboo can be as long as a ruler, but the tentacles of a jellyfish are long.
3. Jellyfish are some of the most likely fish to fart. Plants don't fart, but fish fart.
4. Bamboo are green because the roots can blow up in a green gas, but jellyfish got their color from nature.
5. How much harm could a jellyfish do? LOTS.
6. Are dogs finding Australia cool? They find plants from Australia to be cool, but jellies are a dumb story.
7. We love to study about animals, but dogs love to eat grass and study the wonders of bamboo
8. So, Jellyfish are only famous because of NEMO. Bamboo is famous from Nature's best.
9. Tentacles- a weapon, leaves- anatomy dumbness of a plant.
10. How did the chicken cross the road without being hit by a car? Maybe the road was closed down. How did bamboo become a favorite food of pandas? Maybe pandas have eating disorders and bamboo can only cure the disorder. Why are jellyfish deadly? Too obvious.