The Winter Season Has Begin

My life has been exhausting! Almost getting frozen, solving a dog house mystery, showering Mojo with better opera voice advice, manners, trained by cats, going on vacation at Bethany, corn dog stealing, and many other crazy stuff. I need a rest.

Because winter had begun, I get a good resting time. Because the kittens can't go outside, whenever I was outside, I had the snowy backyard to myself! So today I begged to go outside, (pretty much by whimpering so convincingly, your owner has no choice but to put you outside. Works all the time), and then, I went outside and into the yard.

I avoided the yellow snow the rabbits make while I can. I avoided my own yellow snow I made myself as well. Talking about yellow snow just freaks me out, so we'll go on a different subject.

Anyway, I lie down in the snow and started to sleep for a short period of time in the snow, when I just heard Beaumont's voice. Beaumont was taking to me. I woke up to the sound of his voice. "Hi Beaumont, what do want to tell me?" I asked Beaumont.

"I just want to tell you on the dog fashion show, that that contestent we were rooting for the past few years, won the whole dog show for this year AGAIN!" answered Beaumont. "You mean that mutt, Weasel?" I asked. "Yeah, and that dog we didn't like that much who is in the dog show, lost the competition for the whole year again!" "That dog, Chalk lost for the whole year!?" I asked. "Yep, got the right to depart the competiton!" said Beaumont. Then, I heard Beaumont's owner call for him. "Beaumont, your gonna miss Chalk leave the dog show for the whole year!" "You wanna watch the dog show with me?" asked Beaumont. I thought about it. "Sure!" I said. I went in Beaumont's house, wiped my paws and watched Chalk get lost for good. Chalk's name is even boring. "It has been official that Chalk, the useless poodle, is out of the competition. But she can still gain her memories by looking at the metals she won in the previous two years" said a reporter on the television.

Beaumont's owner turned off the T. V. I went outside and went in my backyard. Beaumont stayed in his house, but I was sitting outside, whimpering. I liked it when the squrrels weren't hibernating. That was the only type of physical exersise I could get- chasing those chunky rodents, or chasing squirrels, anyway.

I went in my house for warmth. "It feels good!" I said. Madison was sleeping on the couch. I snuggled next to her. "Winter ain't my favorite season Madison" I said to Madison. "This is why Mojo and I are indoor cats" said Madison. "Being an indoor pet might be useful for winter!" I thought. I just rolled my eyes and napped. Well, before that, I chased Mojo and THEN started to nap.

Napping- better than winter!