2009/03/13

The Hot Dogs of Addiction







On an ordinary day, I was just livin' it out. On the couch with a bag of potato chips. I was just watching on Animal Planet about how cattle can be turned into meat. Anyway, I was yet again hungry! I had a ginger bread house, a corn dog, and maybe some ice cream. But today, Hot Dogs were the only thing that came to mind. I knew that stealing just one hot dog required major teamwork. So I made some phone calls. I told Carter he would need to help, I told Beaumont he had to help, I even had the kittens help out. Every dog I knew, Sandy, Nina, Betty, Ruby, and even some cats. And then I realized that I invited a mob of pets. Before anybody came, I saw a commercial that was saying,"Do you like hot dogs? Well, go to Billy Bob Joe's House of Hot dogs. We make and store all of our wonderful hot dogs in the Food Safe, so don't try to steel the hot dogs or anything! But come and eat, hang out, and love at Billy Bob Joe's house of Hot Dogs!"






I realized that stealing these hot dogs would be easy with about 19 pets! I even had Willie, Mister, Fuzzles, and Destiny help. And once all of the pets came to my house, I told them about the Hot Dogs. And after that, the croud of animals charged to the Hot Dog area. We all kept traveling until we came by a building. It was a hot dog, with doors, and had a sign in one of the windows that read,"BILLY BOB JOE'S HOUSE OF HOT DOGS." "Wow!" I said. I saw another sign that read, "We are always closed on Fridays, sorry." Friday? Today was Friday. This was gonna be easier than I planned. I shouted out orders, but then I forgot that, when a place is closed, they lock it up.






So then I said,"Wait! We have to get inside!" The windows would fail, the doors were locked, and there was no secret passage. But then I saw a ladder that led to the roof. "Guys, climb that ladder!" I shouted. They did. And so did I. I tried to figure out how to get inside from there. I saw a trapdoor, and when I opened it, I saw a passage way, that looked like a slide if you went down it. After the mob of pets, and me, we went down the "slide", we came out of the slide and landed in a soft pile of food. "Where are we?" Madison asked. It was remarkable how Mister made it into the slide. "We must be in the food safe!" said Mister. There was a huge pile of hot dogs. North, South, East, West of the room, we saw Hot dogs. Now, to steal the Hot Dogs, I gave everybody a sack to put some hot dogs in. Each pet would carry at least one sack full of Hot Dogs. So everybody got to work, including me. It took 4 whole hours to get the hot dogs, but we did it!






We got out of the building, and once we were home, it was dinner time! The Hot dogs were the best I ever ate! And if ever one day, you want a Hot Dog, you'll know the story of why Billiy Bob Joe ran out of Hot Dogs!

1 comment:

Steve Borgman said...

Lucy, I am glad you got your hot dogs, but how did it feel to be eating other dogs?! Did you feel like a cannibal? I love reading about your adventures! ;)